Ladies and Gentlemen! Allow me to introduce you to a man who’s sure to seduce you to a man who sure to seduce you. Little Boby Nauluv never got to show love. Livin’ with his Mama, always suffering the trauma of a solitary life with a Dad he didn’t know of. But that don’t matter no more Bobby. Take the floor ‘cause it’s you that we adore Bobby. You just got popular dropping opulent toppers non-stop anymore since you taught yourself how to have friends. You learned how to have friends. Now you know how to have friends. Since you taught yourself how to have friends. They used to laugh at you like a clown. Now you’re the coolest cat around. You’ll get the girlies now. I’m so glad you could be here today, all my friends. I always dreamed it would be this way. Now the party never has to end. Since you taught yourself how to have friends. You learned how to have friends. Now you know how to have friends. Since you taught yourself how to have friends. Got one friend, got two friend…WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS! Hey Bobby, ain’t that Mary Brown? The girl who turned your smile to a frown? She can’t reject you now. Try her out… go get her Bobby…‘Member me, hey remember me? Mary hey. Hi Mary, remember me? Uh… it’s Bobby, yah. I’m famous now. I’m famous and I got lots of friends. Oh God…Yah. Hey, I’m throwin myself a little party over here. Would you like to come? I’d really, really love to bring you, love to go out with you again. Oh my God,. You’re kidding right? You look like you just crawled out of the gutter. I’m pretty sure you still don’t have any friends. GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LOSER! Mary…Mary...you’re drivin’ me…you’re putting me on…you’re bringin’ me back…FIND FRIENDS!