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Tom Smith Lyrics

And They Say I've Got Talent Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released November 2004
  1. And They Say I've Got Talent
  2. Howie's Norvegian Bluess
  3. Happy Conception Day
  4. Trans Poly U Fight Song
  5. The Illuminati Polka
  6. Dark Country
  7. The Ballad of Rupert
  8. Bullet Time
  9. The Great Moonwolf Trap
  10. A Dragon's Lullaby
  11. Rock Me Amidala
  12. Talk Like A Pirate Day
  13. Rich Fantasy Lives
  14. Denouement

Debasement Tapes Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released May 1999
  1. Five Years
  2. Denver Does Elvis Search For Lyrics
  3. Callisto
  4. Alien Adventures
  5. Honey-Glazed Ham
  6. (Min)Barrette
  7. Be Our GOH
  8. Seven Drunken Nights In Space
  9. ConValescence
  10. Sonuva
  11. Instant Clinton (Just Add Whitewater)
  12. Barenaked Cockburn
  13. Filk In The Blanks
  14. On The PC
  15. PC 99
  16. Dammit, They're Felt and Legumes
  17. Death Sheep 8
  18. Time Plot
  19. Telly Taley Heart
  20. 500 Hats
  21. Smurfin' Safari

Ends 'n' Odds Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released April 2010
  1. Alien Chain Gang Search For Lyrics
  2. Anita Hill Search For Lyrics
  3. Australian Ramrod Trilogy Search For Lyrics
  4. Brown and Quayle Search For Lyrics
  5. The Cover of the Program Book Search For Lyrics
  6. Dem Frank Hayes Blues Search For Lyrics
  7. Duke's A Churl Search For Lyrics
  8. Generation Gap Search For Lyrics
  9. Honeymoon Tonight
  10. Iron Chef Improv Search For Lyrics
  11. The Last Laugh Search For Lyrics
  12. Making Buddha's Hard To Do Search For Lyrics
  13. My Dinner With Lao Tze Search For Lyrics
  14. PFMS Search For Lyrics
  15. Jeopardy '91 Search For Lyrics
  16. A Really Bad Pun Search For Lyrics
  17. Scarlett Search For Lyrics
  18. Sling And Thong Search For Lyrics
  19. Tooned Within A Hare Search For Lyrics
  20. Vampire Smurfs Search For Lyrics
  21. The Witch In The Pumpkin Patch Search For Lyrics

Domino Death Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released May 1994
  1. Domino Death
  2. Temperature of Revenge
  3. Starlight and Saxophone
  4. Divine Irregularity
  5. The Really Sick Note
  6. Ho! For the Death of Time
  7. Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad of Fenton)
  8. Wish I Couldn't Read Her Mind
  9. Storm Dancing
  10. Operation: Desert Storm
  11. Heat of the Blood

iTom 1.0: And So It Begins Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released October 2006
  1. I Want My Flying Car
  2. Blue Screen of Death
  3. Death By Wubbie
  4. Can't Get The File To Play
  5. Pluto, or The Old God Laments
  6. Mythical Frederick
  7. Destroyer of Worlds
  8. Hey, It's Can(n)on
  9. Waterboardin'
  10. The Coin-Flip Universe
  11. Lars Needs Women
  12. Coulrophobia
  13. The Here and Now (Intro)
  14. The Here and Now

iTom 2.0: Transitions Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released January 2007
  1. I Ain't Got Time For The Blues
  2. For Us All
  3. Hamster Brain
  4. So, Thanks
  5. Whose Idea Was
  6. Bodyhacking
  7. Alternate Universe Lost & Found
  8. A Pirate Christmas
  9. Baby New Year
  10. Suit of Armor
  11. Dave
  12. Take Your Hands Off The Bear
  13. Yeah, Yeah, Transitions

iTom 3.0: True Love Waits Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released May 2007
  1. Stupid Belated Valentine
  2. Neckbolt Love
  3. Hot Sauce and Ice Cream
  4. Dervish
  5. Contessa
  6. The Mechanicsburg Tourism Song
  7. Pygmalion 2.0, SP1
  8. Two Guys Kissin' Ruined My Life
  9. True Love Waits
  10. "Kidnapped By Pirates" Is Good
  11. Wiki Of Love
  12. Love Thy Neighbor
  13. And There Was Dancing

iTom 4.0: Smith and Legend Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released October 2007
  1. Smash the Frickin' Fairies
  2. Waking Up Jedi
  3. Online Ghost
  4. The World Is Against You
  5. Blog Like It's The End Of The World
  6. Sidekick
  7. iDon'tCare
  8. Everything Is Dangerous
  9. Dead Again
  10. Wiki Pirates
  11. I'm On Firefly
  12. Undead Happy Trees
  13. Don't Gotta Be A Big Star
  14. Hope Eyrie

Live At ConTata 2011 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released December 2011
  1. Spencer and the Soundboard Search For Lyrics
  2. Smash the Frickin' Fairies Search For Lyrics
  3. The Smurfs Live* Search For Lyrics
  4. Cheap-Ass Cyborg Search For Lyrics
  5. Girl Genius* Search For Lyrics
  6. Trans Poly U Fight Song Search For Lyrics
  7. Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues Search For Lyrics
  8. Judi's Calesthenics Program* Search For Lyrics
  9. Dead Again Search For Lyrics
  10. Dervish Search For Lyrics
  11. Two Guys Kissin' Ruined My Life Search For Lyrics
  12. Gay Marriage/Comfy Chair/Kids' Songs* Search For Lyrics
  13. I Had A Shoggoth
  14. Egyptian Puns* Search For Lyrics
  15. Thanks Etc. Search For Lyrics
  16. The Here and Now - Intro Search For Lyrics
  17. The Here and Now Search For Lyrics

Live at Ba-Con 2011 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released January 2012
  1. Improv: Waking Up The Crowd Search For Lyrics
  2. Smash the Frickin' Fairies Search For Lyrics
  3. Hamster Brain Search For Lyrics
  4. Leon Gaga Search For Lyrics
  5. The Right Flavor of Caffeine* Search For Lyrics
  6. Tech Support For Dad Search For Lyrics
  7. I Want To Be Peter Lorre Search For Lyrics
  8. Judi Judi Judi* Search For Lyrics
  9. Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues Search For Lyrics
  10. Spoiler Alert Search For Lyrics
  11. Operation: Desert Storm Search For Lyrics
  12. Walking Through Soup* Search For Lyrics
  13. Bacon Search For Lyrics
  14. Kids' Songs/Humidity* Search For Lyrics
  15. I Had A Shoggoth Search For Lyrics
  16. The Cthulhu Colada Song Search For Lyrics
  17. Thanks Etc. Search For Lyrics
  18. The Here and Now - Intro Search For Lyrics
  19. The Here and Now Search For Lyrics
  20. Illuminati Polka Search For Lyrics
  21. Mind Control Lasers, Overcaffeinated* Search For Lyrics
  22. 500 Hats Search For Lyrics
  23. Go the F To Sleep/24HCD* Search For Lyrics
  24. Badger Pajamas Search For Lyrics
  25. Sports Drinks* Search For Lyrics
  26. Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert Search For Lyrics
  27. Movies* Search For Lyrics
  28. The Ballad of Fenton Search For Lyrics
  29. Judi's Calesthenics* Search For Lyrics
  30. Walkin' Along The Beach Search For Lyrics
  31. Lars Needs Lyrics* Search For Lyrics
  32. False Start Search For Lyrics
  33. I'm On Firefly Search For Lyrics
  34. Schedule* Search For Lyrics
  35. Hey, It's Can(n)on Search For Lyrics
  36. Dead Potters Search For Lyrics
  37. House At Cthulhu Corner Search For Lyrics
  38. 307 Ale Search For Lyrics
  39. Thanks, and Commercials* Search For Lyrics
  40. Rocket Ride Search For Lyrics

Live At Dragon*Con 2010, Vol. 1 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released November 2010
  1. Improv: Sound Check Search For Lyrics
  2. Smash the Frickin' Fairies Search For Lyrics
  3. *Fat Ol' Hippie Search For Lyrics
  4. Leon Gaga Search For Lyrics
  5. *The Law Of 5-2-1 Search For Lyrics
  6. Hamster Brain Search For Lyrics
  7. The Illuminati Polka Search For Lyrics
  8. *Rowdy Search For Lyrics
  9. Honey-Glazed Ham Search For Lyrics
  10. *A Problem With Cute/The Van Story Search For Lyrics
  11. Operation: Desert Storm Search For Lyrics
  12. Pavarotti Sings KISS Search For Lyrics
  13. *Banquet Search For Lyrics
  14. Tech Support For Dad Search For Lyrics
  15. *Tech Support For Mom Search For Lyrics
  16. Spoiler Alert Search For Lyrics
  17. The Ballad of Fenton Search For Lyrics
  18. PQR Search For Lyrics
  19. *Silly Kids Songs Search For Lyrics
  20. I Had A Shoggoth Search For Lyrics
  21. 307 Ale Search For Lyrics
  22. *The Commercial Portion Of Our Show Search For Lyrics
  23. Rocket Ride Search For Lyrics

Live at DucKon 2010 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released July 2010
  1. Improv: Sound Check Search For Lyrics
  2. *Is Your Technology Ready? Search For Lyrics
  3. Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad of Fenton) Search For Lyrics
  4. *Bagel Alarm Search For Lyrics
  5. *Jan With The Plan Search For Lyrics
  6. Improv: Singin' the Phone Book Search For Lyrics
  7. *Avoiding the Expected 1 Search For Lyrics
  8. Starlight and Saxophone Search For Lyrics
  9. *Avoiding the Expected 2 Search For Lyrics
  10. Walking Along The Beach... Search For Lyrics
  11. Death Sheep 8 Search For Lyrics
  12. *Too Good A Time To Stop Search For Lyrics
  13. I Had A Shoggoth Search For Lyrics
  14. *Out Of The Union Search For Lyrics
  15. 307 Ale Search For Lyrics
  16. *The End, For Now Search For Lyrics
  17. Bad Horse Death Note Search For Lyrics
  18. Smash the Frickin' Fairies Search For Lyrics
  19. *As Long As I Have Internet Search For Lyrics
  20. Tech Support For Dad Search For Lyrics
  21. *The Terrifying Return Of... Search For Lyrics
  22. Smurfin' Safari Search For Lyrics
  23. *Thanks For Staying, Newbies Search For Lyrics
  24. *The Road Trip Search For Lyrics
  25. Operation: Desert Storm Search For Lyrics
  26. Honey-Glazed Ham Search For Lyrics
  27. The Cthulhu Colada Song Search For Lyrics
  28. Leon Redbone Does Lady Gaga Search For Lyrics
  29. Pavarotti Does KISS Search For Lyrics
  30. *What To Play Next Search For Lyrics
  31. *24 Hour Comics Day Search For Lyrics
  32. Badger Pajamas Search For Lyrics
  33. I'm On Firefly Search For Lyrics
  34. *I Can Stop Anytime Search For Lyrics
  35. *What's At The Movies? Search For Lyrics
  36. I Want To Be Peter Lorre Search For Lyrics
  37. Spoiler Alert Search For Lyrics
  38. *Filk-ibuster Search For Lyrics
  39. Talk Like A Pirate Day Search For Lyrics
  40. *Goodbye and Thanks Search For Lyrics
  41. Rocket Ride Search For Lyrics

More Than FuMP: Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 2 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released May 2009
  1. Lumberin' Bunny
  2. Stony Peak
  3. I Had A Shoggoth
  4. Still A Nerd
  5. Go Drosophila Go
  6. Who The Fuck Is Matt?
  7. Zombie Pirates In Love
  8. Giant Monster
  9. Bad Horse Death Note
  10. Redneck Ninjas
  11. Cooking For 93
  12. Songwriting Workshop
  13. Cast Iron Stomach
  14. Could It Be Shplove
  15. Rorschach Love

Live at LibertyCon 2010 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released August 2010
  1. *It's Tom -- Act Excited Search For Lyrics
  2. Zombie Blues Search For Lyrics
  3. *Greeting the Newbies Search For Lyrics
  4. Smash the Frickin' Fairies Search For Lyrics
  5. *What's At The Movies? Search For Lyrics
  6. I Want To Be Peter Lorre Search For Lyrics
  7. Tech Support For Dad Search For Lyrics
  8. *Being A Kid/Rocky Horror Search For Lyrics
  9. I Had A Shoggoth Search For Lyrics
  10. The Cthulhu Colada Song Search For Lyrics
  11. O Yog Sothoth Search For Lyrics
  12. Worship Cthulhu Search For Lyrics
  13. *Misc./I Want To Be Rich Search For Lyrics
  14. Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad of Fenton) Search For Lyrics
  15. *I'll Play A Song Search For Lyrics
  16. Rich Fantasy Lives Search For Lyrics
  17. *Music Stores Etc. Search For Lyrics
  18. When I Was A Boy Search For Lyrics
  19. *I'll Play A Song II Search For Lyrics
  20. The Illuminati Polka Search For Lyrics
  21. Hamster Brain Search For Lyrics
  22. The Best Nathan Lane Search For Lyrics
  23. Badger Pajamas Search For Lyrics
  24. Spoiler Alert Search For Lyrics
  25. Seven Drunken Nights In Space Search For Lyrics
  26. *Winding Down Search For Lyrics
  27. House On Cthulhu Corner Search For Lyrics
  28. Take Your Hands La La La Search For Lyrics
  29. Callisto Search For Lyrics
  30. Rocky Horror Muppet Show (Excerpts) Search For Lyrics
  31. Two Guys Kissin' Ruined My Life Search For Lyrics
  32. Dead Potters Search For Lyrics
  33. 307 Ale Search For Lyrics
  34. *Toothpicks For My Eyeballs Search For Lyrics
  35. Rocket Ride Search For Lyrics

Old FuMP Guy: Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 3 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released September 2011
  1. Cruisin' For Chicks On Google Maps Search For Lyrics
  2. Out Of Snark Search For Lyrics
  3. Cthulhu Fthagn Search For Lyrics
  4. When This Song Is Over You Will Die Search For Lyrics
  5. New Moon Search For Lyrics
  6. Bacon (John Denver As A MoFo Version) Search For Lyrics
  7. Cheap-Ass Cyborg Search For Lyrics
  8. Just Give the Money To Me Search For Lyrics
  9. 307 Ale Search For Lyrics
  10. Operation: Desert Storm Search For Lyrics
  11. Old FuMP Guy Search For Lyrics
  12. Zombie-and-B Search For Lyrics
  13. Fake It Better, Granito Search For Lyrics

Plugged Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released May 1997
  1. Mand(e)la
  2. Bermuda Triangle
  3. On-Line Religion
  4. Spam Spam Spam
  5. Superman Sex Life Boogie
  6. Garboo
  7. Rocket Ride
  8. Psychic Voicemail Hotline
  9. Cthulhu Lite FM
  10. Tom Smith Disease
  11. Falling Free

Sins of Commission 2 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released March 2009
  1. Brothers Under the Skin
  2. The Brightest Star In My Sky
  3. Theme From Accidental Centaurs
  4. Believe
  5. Something's Going On
  6. Chort Through the Ages
  7. Werewulf (Master of Momitude)
  8. Master of the Multiverse
  9. Something Positive
  10. Leeann
  11. Part Of A Heart
  12. Everybody Wants A Barb
  13. Kate and Jaana
  14. Underneath the Fur
  15. My Sun, My Moon

Sins of Commission Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released March 2006
  1. Come Be My Love Forever
  2. Creatures of the Night
  3. A Dragon's Lullaby
  4. Felis Draco
  5. Kitsune and the Master of Zen
  6. Mary Kelly (Radio Edit)
  7. The Melody Is You
  8. Old Time Movie Romance
  9. Piratical Love
  10. Slow Dance
  11. The Very Secret Diary of Dark Wolf
  12. Worth the Wait
  13. Y.U.R.T. (Your Un-Resolved [Sexual] Tension)

Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 1 Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released January 2008
  1. Tech Support For Dad
  2. EULA Dancing
  3. Boyfriend Points
  4. Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues
  5. Insert Geek Cliche Here
  6. The Most Trusted Man In Nigeria
  7. Cat Macros
  8. Why I Won't Get You A Beer
  9. Spoiler Alert
  10. Garlic Is For Lovers
  11. CYA
  12. Ultimate Ultimate Christmas

The Last Hero On Earth Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released May 2006
  1. What If
  2. Mad Scientists United
  3. The Sinister Cavortings of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III
  4. Warning: Wimbledon!
  5. The Sinister Sixty Strike
  6. Enter The Waffle
  7. You Never Call Me By My Real Name
  8. Boulevard of Broken Genes
  9. Tears of the Kill-O-Tron
  10. Pirate Ninjas From Dino Island
  11. The Terror of Sis Boom Ba
  12. The Romance of George and Al
  13. A Million Light Years From Love
  14. Divided Royalties
  15. Behold the Crossing Guard
  16. When Strikes the Clock
  17. Rules of Enragement
  18. Hey! Didn't You Die?
  19. The Rise and Fall of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III
  20. With Great Power Comes Great Power Bills

TomBoot (TomBoat Pre-Order) Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released December 2010
  1. Operation: Desert Storm Search For Lyrics
  2. 500 Hats Search For Lyrics
  3. *We Are TomBoat Search For Lyrics
  4. Domino Death Search For Lyrics
  5. Zombie Momma Search For Lyrics
  6. I Want My Flying Car Search For Lyrics
  7. *Cowbell App Search For Lyrics
  8. This Island Earth Search For Lyrics
  9. *Obscure Political Protest Songs Search For Lyrics
  10. If I Had A Rocket Launcher Search For Lyrics
  11. Gimme Shelter Search For Lyrics
  12. *While We're Waiting Search For Lyrics
  13. Return of the King, Uh Huh Search For Lyrics
  14. *Debbie and Amy Set Up Search For Lyrics
  15. Dervish Search For Lyrics
  16. *Knock Over A Bank Search For Lyrics
  17. Hellraiser Search For Lyrics
  18. *A Delay You Can Click Past Search For Lyrics
  19. PQR Search For Lyrics
  20. *I Need A Drink Search For Lyrics
  21. 307 Ale Search For Lyrics
  22. *A Delay You Can Click Past 2 Search For Lyrics
  23. Banned From Argo Search For Lyrics
  24. Would You Like To Play A Game? Search For Lyrics
  25. *Thanks To Ever-Damn-Body Search For Lyrics
  26. Botched-It Ride Search For Lyrics
  27. Rocket Ride Search For Lyrics

Who Let Him In Here? Buy Album directly from Tom Smith via their Bandcamp account.

Released January 1991
  1. I Want To Be Peter Lorre
  2. Curmudgeon's Son
  3. Hellraiser
  4. Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert
  5. 307 Ale
  6. Rotten Robin
  7. A Boy And His Frog
  8. Return of the King, Uh Huh
  9. Serial Killer
  10. Walking Along The Beach...
  11. The Worst Job There Is
  12. Superman Sex Life Boogie
  13. My Unicorn Song
  14. PQR