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The Last Hero On Earth by Tom Smith

Released on Thursday, May 25th, 2006
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Behold the Crossing Guard Lyrics (by Tom Smith)

ALISHAYA
Behold... the Crossing Guard!

GEORGE
Where's his little sign?

ALISHAYA
... What?

GEORGE
Nothing.

CROSSING GUARD
Welcome to the Convergence of Dimensions,
The Crossing of Realities,
The Nexus where all Time and Space are one,
Past and Future there for you to seize,
And, if you have the courage, you can visit distant suns,
Simply choose the proper vortices --
The most delicately balanced point in all the universe,
And to guard it is my privilige, my duty, and my curse.
State your name and your business and to where you would traverse:

GEORGE
I'm the Wa-

... Who am I kidding?

My name is George. George Everman. And I wanna go home. To Earth, please, sir.

CROSSING GUARD
That'll be ten credits, please.


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