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The Last Hero On Earth by Tom Smith

Released on Thursday, May 25th, 2006
More lyrics from The Last Hero On EarthWhat If, Mad Scientists United, The Sinister Cavortings of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III, Warning: Wimbledon!, The Sinister Sixty Strike, Enter The Waffle, You Never Call Me By My Real Name, Boulevard of Broken Genes, Tears of the Kill-O-Tron, Pirate Ninjas From Dino Island, The Terror of Sis Boom Ba, The Romance of George and Al, A Million Light Years From Love, Divided Royalties, Behold the Crossing Guard, When Strikes the Clock, Rules of Enragement, The Rise and Fall of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III, With Great Power Comes Great Power Bills,

Hey! Didn't You Die? Lyrics (by Tom Smith)

MAD SCIENTIST
Hey! Didn't you die?

[whack]

MAXICRON
I don't think so.

PROF. CARSTAIRS
Did Huffelbaggins lie?

[krunch]

AMAZING GRACIE
Could be.

MAD SCIENTISTS
Where did they come from? [biff]
How did they get here? [wham]
Why are they hitting me? [stuff bash bonk]

MAXICRON
That was a really amazing adventure
We'll have to trade notes when there's time [splunch kick]

FENDERBENDER
For now, disassemble those nasty machines there,

MAXICRON, FENDERBENDER
We'll take out the kingpins of crime! [skash]

DR. MALLEVO
Huffelbaggins, you cretin! They didn't die! [buh-whoom]
You said that the heroes' brains would fry!

SIR WILFRED
I- I said between dimensions, their thoughts would be scrambled.

DR. MALLEVO
Well, so much for good intentions, sir, we've lost what we gambled!

There are sixty angry heroes here, all hot upon our trail,
If you don't have an escape plan, then we'll all end up in jail.
And, quite frankly, sir, given all this horrid mess you've made,
I'm decidedly inclined to give them you, sir, as a trade!

SIR WILFRED
NO!

[strikes Dr. Mallevo]


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