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The Last Hero On Earth by Tom Smith

Released on Thursday, May 25th, 2006
More lyrics from The Last Hero On EarthWhat If, Mad Scientists United, The Sinister Cavortings of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III, Warning: Wimbledon!, The Sinister Sixty Strike, Enter The Waffle, You Never Call Me By My Real Name, Boulevard of Broken Genes, Tears of the Kill-O-Tron, Pirate Ninjas From Dino Island, The Terror of Sis Boom Ba, The Romance of George and Al, A Million Light Years From Love, Divided Royalties, Behold the Crossing Guard, When Strikes the Clock, Rules of Enragement, Hey! Didn't You Die?, With Great Power Comes Great Power Bills,

The Rise and Fall of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III Lyrics (by Tom Smith)

SIR WILFRED
I will not be imprisoned with the ordinary rabble,
I am Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins,
The Third,
I've no loyalty or love to those buffoons within my cabal,
It's no time for delay or lollygagging --

WAFFLE
My word!

SIR WILFRED
Gaah! The Waffle!

WAFFLE
You're the fellow who attacked me with this
Robot, which then sent me
A million light-years from my planet!

SIR WILFRED
Get away!

WAFFLE
But now I've got the controls, and I was
Wondering if it went the other
Way if I reverse and then I jam it?

SIR WILFRED
NOOO --

[zapped, gone]

SIR WILFRED
-- GUH! What -- where --

PIRATES
Yo ho! On we go!
Way hey! All the way!
Yo ho! On with the show!
Way hey! A slaughter today!

SIR WILFRED
Ahoy! Ahoy there!

PIRATE CAPTAIN
Look, mates! Another one!
And who be ye?

SIR WILFRED
I am Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins the Third!

PIRATES
You believe it? 'Ere, he's royalty! Now what's the chance? Absurd!

PIRATE CAPTAIN
Well, I wonder if she'd like ya deep-fried, scrambled, poached, or shirred....

[huge nasty beast gurgles from Sis Boom Ba]


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